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Swimming T-Shirt Slogans and Sayings

By December 15, 2011

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Most swimmers have seen a lot of slogans or sayings on team or meet t-shirts. Have some to share? Please add them! Here are a few:

Butterfly (n.)
A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary co-ordination but characterized (in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accompanied by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer.

It is not how far you swim in practice.
It is not how fast you swim in practice.
It is how far you swim fast in practice.


June 24, 2007 at 2:25 am
(1) indyswim500 says:

I may have come from the sea, but I live in the water

Swimming is as easy as H20

wanna turn heads? Make waves.

Have googles, will travel

Will work for pool pass

Zen saying: Be the fish

June 27, 2007 at 5:03 am
(2) innocent murrey says:

Dont pee in our pool, we dont swim in your toilet.

June 27, 2007 at 7:26 am
(3) Hasan Mahmud says:

“I SWIM, therefore I am.”

June 27, 2007 at 9:33 am
(4) Deb says:

if swimming were easy… it would be called football.

June 27, 2007 at 9:06 pm
(5) Ray says:

Lance Armstrong inspired yellow T-shirt with black lettering declaring:


June 29, 2007 at 2:25 am
(6) Andrea Jones says:

Swimming, it does a body good.

June 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm
(7) Brian says:

Chlorine- The breakfast of Champions

August 16, 2007 at 12:52 pm
(8) Melanie says:

Eat my bubbles, Kiss my splash

May 30, 2008 at 10:26 pm
(9) whatsherface says:

H2o=2 parts heart, one part obsession

no, we’re not on steroids, but thanks for asking.

Its not a real day if you haven’t watched the sun rise from the swimming pool.

Swimmers are angels cuz they’re they only people who know how to fly

no one ever got stonger by working less

its not pain, its “exersise induced discomfort”

pain is weakness leaving the body

soreness = sucess

March 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
(10) Shelley says:

I have no life…my kid(s)swim!

May 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm
(11) Ilene says:

I took a bunch of these swim slogans and put them on t-shirts & other things. They are located at http://www.iheartswimming.com

December 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm
(12) brooksinmb says:

If I had only one day left to live I would spend it at a swim meet because they last forever.

Swimmer…Don’t make me go fly on you

April 5, 2010 at 8:28 pm
(13) Lauren says:

Are you dating a swimmer? If not, raise your standards

June 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm
(14) mcse12345 says:

If you think your sport is hard, trying doing it holding your breath!

October 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
(15) Alvina says:

Swimmers just smell better!

August 8, 2011 at 1:49 am
(16) kenziie says:

when im swimming its like nothing else matters. its my therapy, my drug, and theres no way of me getting clean.

December 20, 2011 at 11:56 pm
(17) cc says:

I swim, therefore I M

December 21, 2011 at 2:38 am
(18) Paetje says:

We are swimmers, cause we are too damn sexy for a sport with clothes on!

December 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm
(19) ET says:

Start on the BACK
Move to the BREAST
Open the FLY
And it’s all out FREE

December 27, 2011 at 4:25 pm
(20) CoachCraig says:

Not all athletes wear shoes.

July 8, 2012 at 9:28 pm
(21) Swimforlife500 says:

Swimming is a sport everything else is a game

August 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm
(22) Holly says:

i was to cute to be a cheerleeder so now i swim

September 2, 2012 at 12:59 pm
(23) troy says:

we all started out as swimmers x+y= swimmers it is in our dna

October 14, 2012 at 9:11 am
(24) jen says:

Instant swimmwer, Just and water

October 14, 2012 at 11:48 am
(25) fiona says:

We flip more than gymnists, we swim more yards than football players run, and we breath less than anybody!

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